Trashed Black Adidas

Ready to sniff some feet? Standard wear for these is three days, partly because my feet fuckin’ stink and it was gettin’ a bit offensive to the regular sniffer. I know you guys love a sweaty sock coming through the door still wet, but trust me, I need to let these fuckers dry out before packing, or youll be slapped in the face by ammonia(!) Don’t wanna take my advice? Let me know when ordering. Your call.
For you hardcore, nasty fuckers who want those extra days’ wear, use the add-on tab and the price will be amended. 
When your order is placed, you will be given a range of dates that I will be available to wear ‘em. I don’t have a pre-worn collection - yeah, that would be commercially smart, but I want your face straight into the pair I peel off freshly for ya. You will be updated on your wear with pictures, and if you ordered from outside the UK, your tracking number will be sent to you once posted.